The Lies We Tell Ourselves

frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

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hawthornehgts:

Golden Parachutes single artwork

fishingboatproceeds:

David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.

And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.

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alphaidiot:

you-arethe-onlyexception:

nightwing-butt-wonderful:

wwwwwwwOOOOOWWWWWWWOWOWOWOW

I’m going to cfry this is amazing holyshit

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allmymetaphors:

isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves 

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wilwheaton:

samaralex:

megsokay:

STOP IT, self-help manatee. I actually just cried because of LAST MONTH.

Thank you, self-help manatee.  I needed that.

This is just beautiful.

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I have books.

You don’t read. You don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the galaxy with people you know better than your own family. To live with them. Have you ever loved anything? Do you have any idea? (x)

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timeywimeyness:

“Fantastic!” “Allons-y!”

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